You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

I missed this back in March – Omegle is a chat site that will allow you to have an anonymous internet chat with a stranger. I know! I don’t even want to talk to my friends online, much less put up with 12-year-old boys try to squick me out.

But I’ve come to realize I’m showing a distinct lack of imagination, as witnessed by a couple of websites devoted to collecting Omegle transcripts. You get all the surreality with no effort on your part. Here’s some examples:

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi.
You: So...
Stranger: so?
You: You want to...
You: you know...
Stranger: sex?
You: Actually I was thinking more along the lines 
     of dismembering small children.
You: Clearly we do not think alike.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey
You: Hi!
You: Please do not disconnect…
Stranger: haha ok..
You: Bonbons remain orbiting.
You: Now and then, line dancer defined by umbrella 
     trade baseball cards with for tabloid.
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK OFFFFF

Your conversational partner has disconnected.