Win FREE TIX to the Hellions of Troy Roller Derby on Saturday

Hellions of Troy
The Hellions of Troy in a bout last November (photo by Bill Dhalle)

Those hard-hitting, no-holds-barred Hellions of Troy are back on the track again on Saturday night, as they bring their high-speed raucous rollin’ attack against the mighty Oz Rollergirls from Oswego.

That’s right, authentic all-girl roller derby action returns to the Rollarama Skating Center in Schenectady as the Hellions’ season rolls on with another bruising, black ‘n’ blue bout. When the Hellions get through with ’em, those Oz gals are gonna know for sure that they’re not in Kansas anymore…

Babes on wheels going really fast! Pink hair, fishnets and a rock ‘n’ roll ethos! What more do we need to say?

Cheer on Flexi Wheeler, Deadlie Mercury, Ivanna Spearabitch, Delinquent Dolly, Hanna Solo, Shockratease and all the rest of the hellacious Hellions during Saturday night’s slamfest. Doors open at 7pm with the first whistle at 8pm. Tix are $10 in advance; $12 at the door; and a mere $3 for children under 12. And it’s all for a good cause, too, as a portion of all ticket sales will benefit the Parsons Child and Family Center in Albany.

BUT WAIT… Have we got a deal for you!?! We’re giving away two pairs of FREE TIX to this bout. To enter the contest, just post a comment below. Please leave your email address, too. We won’t publish it, but we’ll use it to contact you if you win. The winners will be selected at random and notified on Friday. Good luck! Congratulations, MO B and Patrick!

  1. chris says

    great giveaway, thanks for the opportunity.

  2. Stephen Piorkowski says

    Loved Drew Barrymores Whip It

  3. Brian Barrett says

    sounds like fun, will have to go and support the good cause!

  4. Ken B. says

    This is sure to be Awesome!! …and all for a GREAT cause (Parsons Center)! Thanx Hellions!!! 🙂

  5. Megan Stevens says

    Glad it’s going to a good cause and I love that these girls kick some serious butt!

  6. Justin Higgins says

    Im down for some derby action!

  7. MO B. says

    Went to the Armory and saw some other teams on flat track, it was great. Looking forward to the Hellions on Saturday

  8. createchaos says

    derby nebbie.. can’t wait!

  9. Patrick says

    sounds great!

  10. Traci says

    Lost my derby virginity this past weekeend. Can’t wait for more action!

  11. Heather says

    ROLLERDERBY awesome way to spend the evening! Watching hot chicks bustin’ a move, my favorite! Go HELLIONS!

  12. stacy burns says

    Derby or die! Long live the greatest sport on earth!

  13. sin & tonic. says

    i think i should be in decent spectator condition by saturday…

  14. gretchen says

    never been, and have wanted to check it out!

  15. Rose Brennan says

    I would LOVE to attend this event-but no fun money. My mom’s name is Helen and she is from Troy~ I swear to you! She is healing from a pulmonary embolism. I’ve been indoors -Hospital- all last weekend. Fun money went to Albany Medical parking garage!!!This week she’s in a rehab-till that clot is gone. I am thinking that watching these gals will somehow lift my spirits. I want to root for Hellions of Troy for more than one reason!

  16. Paul says

    I love watching the hellions play especially my daughter Epic but it would be nice to do it for free for a change!

  17. Eric says

    Hook me up guys, I gotta spend the night checkin’ flexi out. I know she misses me.

    -Epic’s brother.

  18. LP says

    I have never been …..would love to go and experience something different…cabin fever setting in..

  19. Rose Brennan says

    Mo and Patrick-enjoy! I heard great news today and my mom is on the mend and I am thrilled!

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