Take It From The Top

"Armstrong. Armstrong almighty. An ad-libbing acrobat. American ambassador of affirmation. Adventurous author of ambrosial aires. Absolute architect of the…

"Now here's a strange pig tale that's written in rhyme of Ziggy, Pop Iggy, and Once upon a time."- the opening lines of Olivia Newton-John's 1993…

"By now, Pharaoh had reached his destination. A dirty young man of no more than fifteen years, he stood at the door of a crooked house in an alley, out of…

"The Land Rover headlights drill through the early morning desert darkness, two fiery eyes burning on the silent horizon barely an hour before the sun rises…

"He lives in absolute terror of a saxophone he has kept under his bed for four years. He played it since his mouth learned to blow, then put it under the bed…

"we had to call the police again on the mexican bachelors next door. it's kind of a thrill to call the police on somebody, and my husband and i agreed that we…

Nineteen ninety-seven was the year the Green Haven Prison went insane. The winter hadn't produced a single snowstorm that lasted for more than an hour…

"The news came as quite a shock to me. I'd just gone down to the Indian store on Westbourne Grove to pick up a pint of milk and some bread for toast when the…

"I can see them now. Two of my friends from school are hunched over a computer, compiling a list. Not just a list, mind you. The List. The list that…

"So the clown was walking along the edge of the ocean with God and he said, 'God, I am so sad.' And God says, 'Why are you so sad, beautiful clown?' And the…

"Speaking man to man, the most important element in deriving the maximum enjoyment from crackers is the choice of a companion to help you enjoy them. She must…

"When I was in acting school I met a girl in my cold-reading class who happened to live in the same apartment building as I did. She had a remarkably…